![I get it. Starting the day by exacting vengeance on what woke you is a way of restoring equilibrium](/Images/Cartoons/30_Reaching_for_the_alarm/Reaching_for_the_alarm.png)
Reaching for the alarm
For years I was told that if you forced your body to wake up earlier, you could train yourself into being more of a morning person. LIES.
Optimism for Pessimists
For years I was told that if you forced your body to wake up earlier, you could train yourself into being more of a morning person. LIES.